5 QUESTIONS WITH BRETT ROSSI FROM 300 MILES AWAY!

Adult film superstarfucker Brett Rossi recently found herself feature dancing in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And since we’re a mere 300 miles away from there, we thought this was about as good an opportunity as we’d get to sit the fan-favorite starlet down for five enthralling questions with our recently exhumed host, Spock BUCKTON. So we grabbed our gear, hopped in the car and…uh…decided that 300 miles was WAAAAAYYYYY too far to travel to shoot one fuckin’ interview.

So we asked some craigslist randos to accost Brett at a local Pittsburgh tavern and read our questions to her and then send the responses to us, via the internet. The results were PRETTY GOOFED!

But really, why are we wasting time writing about this when you could just be watching the video? Reading is STUPID!

 

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HEY, YOU LIKE EATING STUFF? SO DOES JOANNA ANGEL!

Hey chubs! You enjoy chowin’ down on food? Well, it turns out that you’re not alone!

With the assistance of some dood named N.A. Poe, POPPORN has recently learned that many porn stars occasionally eat food! In fact, Poe’s taken this whole “people eating food” thing and turned it into a whole web phenomenon, vis-a-vis his new video series entitled, ahem, Eat Me Out.

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LOOK UPON THE GLORIOUS ALL-GIRL BEAVE-FIESTA CONTAINED WITHIN ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!’

I tell ya what, thank God the porn industry is a shattered, sinking hull of broken dreams. Otherwise, I doubt we’d ever be able to grab an exclusive glimpse at what will surely be one of the largest fuck flicks of the year.

We mentioned a few back that the legendary Tori Black was returning to porn. Welp, go ahead and whip those boners into a frenzy folks because ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!‘ comes out next week and we’ve got a scoop!

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