FROM THE VAULT: SPOCK BUCKTON MATCHES WITS WITH ALLIE HAZE (KINDA)

Guys, it’s Thanksgiving. That means that a) we’re not at work today, b) we’re probably REALLY drunk by now. So what better time to take a trip down memory lane and re-post a video that we made years ago?!

We’re fairly certain this interview with porn legend Allie Haze was shot at an Exxxotica Expo. It was probably about 5 years ago. It was a simpler time when things were easier. On this day of great reflection, we’re thankful that we have videos like this to remind us of the good old days. Enjoy!

Read More

VIDEOS, VIDEOS AND MORE FUCKIN’ VIDEOS!

Guys. We made a mistake, and, much like Al Franken, we’re not above admitting it.*

A good friend of POPPORN recently alerted us to the fact that our videos were not playing correctly on iOS devices. This is deeply embarrassing and, even more than that, it’s disheartening, because we want everyone to be able to bask in the glory that is POPPORN, and it makes us sad as fuck to find out that some those of you living in the 21st century weren’t able to do so!

But…and this is a big but…we’ve fixed the issue!

Read More

VIDEO: GUYS, IT’S ANGELA FUCKING WHITE.

Guys, it’s Angela fucking White.

In POPPORN’s esteemed opinion, Angela is THE porn star that matters. There’s really no one making better smut or working harder in the adult industry today. It’s as simple as that. And while her movies with beloved studios like HardX, Jules Jordan Video and Wicked are all fantastic and well worth your time, you really owe it to yourself to spend some time with the entire catalog of movies from Angela’s own studio, because it really is about as good as it fucking gets.

Which is why we feel extra bad that she had to spend ten minutes of her life talking with idiots like us.

But since she DID take time out of her busy signing schedule to say hello…

Read More

VIDEO: SAMANTHA RONE, LOST AT SEA WITH SPOCK BUCKTON

Hey DOOFUSES!

Remember when we said we were going to Exxxotica NJ to score all kindsa boss shit for you to drool over on our blog? Bet you thought we were lying, huh? Oh youse of little fuckin’ faith! If we were lying, how the fuck do you imagine we managed to score three fucking hours of facetime* with none other than Samantha fuckin’ Rone, huh?

Yeah, we’re feeling pretty good about ourselves, because we didn’t expect someone like Samantha to even TALK to us, let alone allow us to record the conversation so that there’s proof she talked to us. We kinda have a crush on her. Which isn’t too unusual, given the fact that she does amazing stuff like this for a living.

 

Read More

VIDEO: LENA PAUL, STUCK IN NEW JERSEY WITH SPOCK BUCKTON!

Last Friday, while attending the Exxxotica NJ expo in lovely Edison New Jersey, the doofuses at POPPORN were fortunate enough to have been granted an audience with Ms. Lena Paul, who happens to be the favorite pornographic performer of at least half of the POPPORN staff (the other half are total dopes). Rather than try to explain what our sweet-ass interview covered, we’re just gonna let the interview speak for itself!

Read More

WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO EXXXOTICA NJ! WATCH YOUR FUCKIN’ ASSES!

Hey everybody, guess what?! POPPORN is hitting the road and heading out to Exxxotica NJ, the East Coast’s biggest and best celebration of wangs and cunts mashing together! It’s gonna be awesome!

While we’re there, we’ll be shooting all kinds of interviews with big-time pornographers – just LOOK at everyone who’s gonna be there! And if BUCKTON has his way, we’ll also be interviewing all kinds of former (and sometimes dead) porn stars! Oh boy, it’s gonna be something!

 

Read More

VIDEO: 5 QUESTIONS WITH KIMMY GRANGER

Anyone who’s seen Spock BUCKTON in action should not be surprised to find that most women refuse to be in the same room with him. So, while we were lucky enough to score an interview with porn superstar Kimmy Granger, we were forced, once again, to conduct the interview from a minimum of 300 miles away, via satellite from our Pittsburgh offices.

A full US State’s distance between interviewer and interviewee was actually one of the conditions listed in the agreement Kimmy asked us to sign. Sigh…we’ll take it.

Read More

VIDEO: SPOCK BUCKTON AT WORK

It’s entirely possible that you’ve never deigned to imagine what goes on in the average workday of a man like Spock BUCKTON. Which is kinda sad, because you’re missing out on one of nature’s greatest miracles.

We’ve long considered the fact that a human (?) like BUCKTON is even living, let alone functioning and, heck, maybe even thriving in the current work climate to be nothing short of a miracle. The man doesn’t understand basic technology like light switches and somehow manages to pull down over 120k per year. It’s truly stunning.

Read More

REVIEW: MY FIRST BLACK COCK (Archangel Video)

Those of you who are “in the know” may recall the good old days when POPPORN used to produce weekly videos starring topless women. We’d review a recent pornographic film, have some laughs, eat some chicken fingers, blaze up some nugs, break some bones and then go home, spend  week recovering and start it all over again. Well, happy days are here again, idiots!

Read More