Okay, I get that, being over the age of 19, we’re considered “very old people” in the porn industry. So it’s natural that we don’t understand all the latest trends and nomenclature and racial slurs used by “young people” these days. But even having said that, what the shit is this even tweet supposed to mean?
The world erupted in applause today when AVN reported that fan-favorite all-girl studio Girlfriends Films had reached one hundred thousand followers on twitter, making it the most socially successful all-girl porn studio in history. Fans from across all walks of life put aside their differences in order to band together in celebration of the award winning studio, with the good vibes summed up best by non-verified twitter user Sifiso:
I don’t use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Somehow, after many years of being “alive” and following a rather consistent schedule my body wakes around the same time every morning. I’m also a morning person, so, I find the morning a generally pleasant time of day. A time of relaxation. I’m glad I no longer need an alarm clock because there is something unnatural about being jarred from sleep by a ringing bell or incessant electronic tone. But, hey, that’s just me!
Other people wake up by fisting their own asshole!