ALL IT TAKES IS ONE WEIRD MASK TO RUIN A PORN SCENE.

Christ almighty, Marc Dorcel. You guys were so close!

We just saw a handful of photos from Dorcel’s upcoming flick, Cara & Lucy: Escorts Deluxe, and while we’re big fans of the movie itself (it’s got some real good bangin’ in it), and big fans of the studio in general, we’ve got to take a little bit of umbrage with the choice to put the one dude in this weird leather pig-mask thing.

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This is a picture of Sasha Bradshaw fisting her butt

EVERYONE WAKES UP JUST A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY!

I don’t use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Somehow, after many years of being “alive” and following a rather consistent schedule my body wakes around the same time every morning. I’m also a morning person, so, I find the morning a generally pleasant time of day. A time of relaxation. I’m glad I no longer need an alarm clock because there is something unnatural about being jarred from sleep by a ringing bell or incessant electronic tone. But, hey, that’s just me!

Other people wake up by fisting their own asshole!

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CAN YOU MASTURBATE TO THIS?

A simple question: Are you still able to whack off to a simple photograph?

In this ever-changing digital age of instant gratification, unchecked gapery and mind-blowing fist videos, we here at POPPORN are forced to wonder: who among you still has the mental fortitude to look at a simple sexually-themed photograph and use it to coax your jit out of your wang? Have you still got it in you to whack off to a simple photograph?

We sure do, and here’s one we like a lot!

CAN YOU MASTURBATE TO THIS?

A simple question: Are you still able to whack off to a simple photograph?

In this ever-changing digital age of instant gratification, unchecked gapery and mind-blowing fist videos, we here at POPPORN are forced to wonder: who among you still has the mental fortitude to look at a simple sexually-themed photograph and use it to coax your jit out of your wang? Have you still got it in you to whack off to a simple photograph?

We sure do, and here’s one we like a lot!