POPPORN JUDGES PURE PASSION’S LUST UNLEASHED 11 JUST BY LOOKING AT SOME FUCKIN’ PHOTOS!

A lot of people think it’s easy to be as wise and revered as we here at POPPORN are, but they’d be wrong. Sitting in judgment of all of God’s creations can be a tricky business, but someone has to do it, and if not us, who? Neil fucking Gorsuch? That guy can’t judge his way out of a dickhole competition!

(Wait, don’t leave yet! There’s pussy photos later in the article!)

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BAEB’S FIRST RELEASE IS HERE AND IT’S SO HOT THAT YOUR COCK JUST DIED, SORRY!

Guys, holy fuck.

It’s difficult to even put a string of words together at the moment, because we were just sent a promo packet of photos from All Natural, the debut release from new studio Baeb.

Guys, these photos are kinda painfully hot. Like, hot enough that it’s hard to focus on anything else. Not our work, not our families, not the impending threat of nuclear war. Nothing.

Christ, just LOOK at this.

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This is a picture of Leah Gotti

IN MEMORIAM – LEAH GOTTI

Sic transit gloria mundi is a Latin phrase that means “Thus passes the glory of the world.” In other words, all things are fleeting. And these days, what’s more fleeting than a porn star career?

It’s probably unrealistic for any performer to expect a “career” in porn. If anything, working in front of the camera is just that, work. A job that ends pretty quickly. Most performers make an immediate splash in the industry only to evaporate like so many tears within a couple of months or, at most, years.

Case in point – Leah Gotti.

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POPPORN HAS NO CATHOLICS ON STAFF, SO WE’RE NOT AT ALL CONFLICTED ABOUT CUMMING TO ‘CONFESSIONS OF A SINFUL NUN’!

Sweetheart Video has a new movie called Confessions of a Sinful Nun that many would consider to be somewhat deviant and sacreligious, but Brian Bangs makes all POPPORN staffers sign a bunch of affidavits and shit where we have to legally renounce all religions before we’re allowed to collect any paychecks. Granted, we haven’t yet gotten paid for doing any “work” here, but if the day ever comes that we make a dollar or a cent in this business, we certainly don’t want any stupid “faith” to get in the way of cashing those bucks, right?

Anyway, the point is, with this being a religion-free zone, we’re freed from certain constraints placed on lots of people in “normal” society. Specifically, we can whack off to movies about sexy nuns like Sweetheart Video’s new Christian pussy bonanza and not feel even the slightest bit bad about it. After all, it’s not like heaven exists, and if it did we most likely wouldn’t be allowed in.

If you’re like us, you just MIGHT enjoy whacking off to all these pictures from the movie!

Confessions of a Sinful Nun
Lots more after the jump!

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PHOTOS FROM DIGITAL SIN’S NEW MOVIE MAKE FUCKING YOUR SISTER LOOK APPEALING! WEIRD! (GALLERY)

If you haven’t checked out the current pornographic trends over the past few years, you may be surprised to find out that the idea of screwing people in your family is among the most popular trends out there at the moment! Which is weird, because in real life, we’re pretty sure that most “family-style” relationships result in lots of emotional trauma, years of depression or worse! Fun fact!

But, y’know, what with porn being an all-encompassing “fantasy world” where the normal rules don’t apply and all that jazz…

Please enjoy this exclusive photo gallery from Digital Sin’s upcoming film, I Want My Sister 3!


 

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