Sweetheart Video has a new movie called Confessions of a Sinful Nun that many would consider to be somewhat deviant and sacreligious, but Brian Bangs makes all POPPORN staffers sign a bunch of affidavits and shit where we have to legally renounce all religions before we’re allowed to collect any paychecks. Granted, we haven’t yet gotten paid for doing any “work” here, but if the day ever comes that we make a dollar or a cent in this business, we certainly don’t want any stupid “faith” to get in the way of cashing those bucks, right?
Anyway, the point is, with this being a religion-free zone, we’re freed from certain constraints placed on lots of people in “normal” society. Specifically, we can whack off to movies about sexy nuns like Sweetheart Video’s new Christian pussy bonanza and not feel even the slightest bit bad about it. After all, it’s not like heaven exists, and if it did we most likely wouldn’t be allowed in.
If you’re like us, you just MIGHT enjoy whacking off to all these pictures from the movie!
Lots more after the jump!