11 GIFS THAT ILLUSTRATE THE AWESOME FUCK POWER OF FRANCE!

Hey doofuses! We’re running a big-time video-on-demand salestravaganza thing over at POPPORN proper, and we thought you may be into it! For the entire month, any Marc Dorcel movie is 30 fucking percent off, which is a big-time motherfuckin’ deal for those of you who like saving money while you cum! Also, a lot of these movies involve mothers getting fucked, so the term “motherfucking” is really accurate here!

If you’re not familiar with Dorcel’s brand of French fucketry, mayhaps these bunch of fuckin’ GIFs will whet your appetite?

Many more after the jump!

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ALL IT TAKES IS ONE WEIRD MASK TO RUIN A PORN SCENE.

Christ almighty, Marc Dorcel. You guys were so close!

We just saw a handful of photos from Dorcel’s upcoming flick, Cara & Lucy: Escorts Deluxe, and while we’re big fans of the movie itself (it’s got some real good bangin’ in it), and big fans of the studio in general, we’ve got to take a little bit of umbrage with the choice to put the one dude in this weird leather pig-mask thing.

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