Last Friday, while attending the Exxxotica NJ expo in lovely Edison New Jersey, the doofuses at POPPORN were fortunate enough to have been granted an audience with Ms. Lena Paul, who happens to be the favorite pornographic performer of at least half of the POPPORN staff (the other half are total dopes). Rather than try to explain what our sweet-ass interview covered, we’re just gonna let the interview speak for itself!
A lot of people think it’s easy to be as wise and revered as we here at POPPORN are, but they’d be wrong. Sitting in judgment of all of God’s creations can be a tricky business, but someone has to do it, and if not us, who? Neil fucking Gorsuch? That guy can’t judge his way out of a dickhole competition!
(Wait, don’t leave yet! There’s pussy photos later in the article!)
Guys, holy fuck.
Guys, these photos are kinda painfully hot. Like, hot enough that it’s hard to focus on anything else. Not our work, not our families, not the impending threat of nuclear war. Nothing.
Christ, just LOOK at this.
If you follow the ever-fleeting careers of today’s top porn performers, you’ve no doubt taken notice of one Lena Paul. She’s starred in a handful of sweet-ass adult films (not the least of which is the petroleum-based tour de force “Tits & Oil 2” from New Sensations), and, well – we REALLY like watching her have sex with people. We’re major fans of this young lady, even though she posted a picture that WE TOTALLY TOOK OF HER on her instagram page without even tagging us. DAFUQ, LENA?
Anyway, you can imagine our excitement when we saw the cover of The Art of Anal Sex 5, a new DVD release helmed by none other than Greg Lansky, the lord of all media (and recently-crowned king of elegance). It features Lena Paul taking it up the anal for what we’re pretty sure is the first time, and it’s really fun to watch! Especially while whacking off and stuff!