This is a picture of Tori Black

LOOK UPON THE GLORIOUS ALL-GIRL BEAVE-FIESTA CONTAINED WITHIN ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!’

I tell ya what, thank God the porn industry is a shattered, sinking hull of broken dreams. Otherwise, I doubt we’d ever be able to grab an exclusive glimpse at what will surely be one of the largest fuck flicks of the year.

We mentioned a few back that the legendary Tori Black was returning to porn. Welp, go ahead and whip those boners into a frenzy folks because ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!‘ comes out next week and we’ve got a scoop!

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Lana Rhoades in HardX's GANGBANG ME 4

SURE, WE’LL WATCH LANA RHOADES GET GANGBANGED!

We’re willing to admit that we’ve got a slightly unhealthy obsession with Lana Rhoades. But also, she’s stunning as fuck and we really enjoy watching her perform sex acts, so who gives two shits?

Anyway, our friends at HardX were kind enough to pass on this sneak peek of Lana’s very first Gangbang, and we thought you may just possibly like to take a look! And if you don’t…well then, you must be some kinda big-time dipshit or somethin!

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Lana Rhoades in STACKED 5

IT’S A LANA RHOADES GIF PARTY!

Like the lazy, misanthropic, orange beast of legend (Garfield, not Trump), we here at POPPORN do NOT appreciate Mondays. We’re still deeply rooted in our sweet-ass weekend vibes, partially still drunk and frankly, just plain against the idea of returning to the workweek.

But this is life, and we all gotta go back to work sometime. So if we can’t summon the power to cancel all Monday workdays, we can at least improve them slightly, by compiling GIFs of 2017’s breakout superstar Lana Rhoades doing awesome shit with her stunning body and chucking them back at you, the chronically-horny public.

ENJOY!

Lana Rhoades in Young & Beautiful 4

Many more after the jump (including assfuckin’)!

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LANA RHOADES DETAINED, SENTENCED TO APPEAR IN FACIALIZED VOL. 4

Lana Rhoades is known to many as one of the most promising pornographic starlets of the past year. Having appeared in several industry-leading juggernauts of cinematic jittery, Ms. Rhoades was well on her way to achieving porn superstardom, most likely garnering herself a plethora of awards and likely earning hundreds or even thousands of dollars over the course of the next several weeks and months before mandatory porn industry retirement kicks in around April 2018 or so.

Unfortunately, this bright future recently came to a swift end as Ms. Rhoades found herself detained and “facialized” at the behest of porn ghoul Mason.

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