Lubed Ass - WHY NOT?!

BUTTFUCKING IS COOL AND ALL BUT THIS MARKETING CAMPAIGN MAKES NO SENSE!

Someone might need to sit down with Wicked Sensual Care’s head of marketing and have a little talk.

WICKED JELLE ANAL LUBE

It’s like we don’t like anal sex, and it’s not like we don’t like lube, and it’s certainly not like we have any problem with anything black (although our editor-in-chief does listen to a lot of Alex Jones and one of our writers has the same haircut as Richard Spencer), but guys…

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SO, IS THIS A DOUBLE PENETRATION MOVIE OR NOT?

Whoa, Mr. Jordan. Calm down, jeez!

We count ourselves among the highest caliber of double-penetration enthusiasts. Seeing dicks go in both holes is a zesty and enthralling exercise that we’re happy to witness whenever fate allows it. We like doublefucking a whole lot. Which is the only reason we here at POPPORN feel qualified to pass judgement on the recent blockbuster epic DP Masters 4.

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BIG BOOB BEAUTY LENA PAUL DOES IT IN THE ANAL, AND POPPORN APPROVES! (PHOTOS)

HEY GUYS!

If you follow the ever-fleeting careers of today’s top porn performers, you’ve no doubt taken notice of one Lena Paul. She’s starred in a handful of sweet-ass adult films (not the least of which is the petroleum-based tour de force “Tits & Oil 2” from New Sensations), and, well – we REALLY like watching her have sex with people. We’re major fans of this young lady, even though she posted a picture that WE TOTALLY TOOK OF HER on her instagram page without even tagging us. DAFUQ, LENA?

Anyway, you can imagine our excitement when we saw the cover of The Art of Anal Sex 5, a new DVD release helmed by none other than Greg Lansky, the lord of all media (and recently-crowned king of elegance). It features Lena Paul taking it up the anal for what we’re pretty sure is the first time, and it’s really fun to watch! Especially while whacking off and stuff!

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