DO YOU LIKE MASTURBATING? SO DO THESE WOMEN!

Guys, it’s Monday and our heads are still hurting from last Friday (we had a staff outing where we drank a lot of grappa and watched The Killing of a Sacred Deer and then group masturbated), so we’re not gonna waste time or energy trying to write too many words today. Instead, how about a whole bunch of GIFs of gorgeous girls playing with their pussyholes?

Really, if you can’t dig on moving pictures of girls masturbating, you got fuckin’ ISSUES.

Lots more after the jump!

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11 GIFS THAT ILLUSTRATE THE AWESOME FUCK POWER OF FRANCE!

Hey doofuses! We’re running a big-time video-on-demand salestravaganza thing over at POPPORN proper, and we thought you may be into it! For the entire month, any Marc Dorcel movie is 30 fucking percent off, which is a big-time motherfuckin’ deal for those of you who like saving money while you cum! Also, a lot of these movies involve mothers getting fucked, so the term “motherfucking” is really accurate here!

If you’re not familiar with Dorcel’s brand of French fucketry, mayhaps these bunch of fuckin’ GIFs will whet your appetite?

Many more after the jump!

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Elena Koshka in HIPSTERS #2

JEEZ, ELENA KOSHKA IS REALLY GOOD AT HAVING SEX!

Elena Koshka’s twitter seems to be constantly blowing up with a shit-ton of great lookin’ pictures of…well, Elena Koshka. And the sheer magnitude of screw photos we’re seeing from her – not to mention the fact that she seems like someone who is, like, REALLY good at screwing – is making it hard to get any kind of real work done here in the POPPORN offices.

So it seems like the only logical choice is to dig in and pretty much spend the whole day watching Elena have sex with people.

With that in mind, here’s a whole bunch of images of Elena banging it out BIG TIME. Click on any photo to see the movie it’s from, stupid!
Hipsters 2
Lots more after the jump!

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Abella Danger in Psychotic Behavior

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON IN JOHN STAGLIANO’S NEW MOVIE?

Evil Angel recently released John Stagliano’s latest opus, Psychotic Behavior, and though we only made it through the first scene so far, it seems safe to say that this movie was definitely, absolutely funded by the Domino Sugar corporation (or an equally large player in the sugar industry). While a large portion of the opening scene does involve the raucous buttfucking that we would consider to be the hallmark of Mr. Stagliano’s work, he seems to have gone out of his way to include, like, twenty minutes or so of marshmallow and refined sugar based content.

An odd choice in the current pornographic climate, but Stagliano is nothing, if not a raconteur, as we all know.

Anyway, judge for yourself. It’s pretty much not possible that the refined sugar lobby wasn’t at least partially involved in this movie, right?

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HOLY ZOOB, CHECK OUT SIRI'S JUGGS!

A TWITTER USER INSPIRED US TO CHECK OUT THESE THINGS CALLED “TITS” AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS!

While stumbling through the internet in search of leftist propaganda and pictures of cunts, we happened upon this twitter account early today:

Naturally, we were perplexed and wanted to know more. Who was “fred0ra” and why is he so enamored with tits, or what laymen refer to as “titties”? Naturally, we felt the need to dig further, and thus began a four-hour inquiry into the sickest juggs in existence, the results of which we’re pleased to present here for your enjoyment (and so you can jit)

So, obviously, lots of GIF of tits after the jump!

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Lana Rhoades in STACKED 5

IT’S A LANA RHOADES GIF PARTY!

Like the lazy, misanthropic, orange beast of legend (Garfield, not Trump), we here at POPPORN do NOT appreciate Mondays. We’re still deeply rooted in our sweet-ass weekend vibes, partially still drunk and frankly, just plain against the idea of returning to the workweek.

But this is life, and we all gotta go back to work sometime. So if we can’t summon the power to cancel all Monday workdays, we can at least improve them slightly, by compiling GIFs of 2017’s breakout superstar Lana Rhoades doing awesome shit with her stunning body and chucking them back at you, the chronically-horny public.

ENJOY!

Lana Rhoades in Young & Beautiful 4

Many more after the jump (including assfuckin’)!

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LITERALLY JUST A BUNCH OF GIFS OF KYLIE PAGE LOOKING AMAZING, BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Really, is an explanation needed? It’s fucking Kylie Page, guys. We just figured grooving on a bunch of animated images of Ms. Page fondling her own tits or sucking a dood’s cock would be a good way to stave off suicide for at least a few hours, right?

Just look at those freaking ZOOBS, doods!

There are MANY, MANY more after the jump…

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