POPPORN NOMINATED FOR AVN & XBIZ AWARDS! OTHERS POSSIBLY ALSO NOMINATED!

It’s possible that you haven’t been paying attention or the past week or so.

We say this because, at the time of this writing, we’ve yet to get a single bouquet of flowers, a single congratulatory fruit basket, a single no-strings-attached consensual handjob…it’s almost like no one out there even CARES that we’re once again basking in our nomination for the retail site of the year! It’s an honor that we’ve enjoyed many, many times. Sure, we’ve never actually WON, but we all know that you don’t have to actually WIN to be the best. Think about it – how many oscars has Robert DeNiro won? None, right? Yet he’s widely regarded as a legend.

So, y’know, the heck with it. We look forward to the awards presentation in January, knowing that whoever takes home the award totally wishes that they were us.

Also, from what we’ve been told, a whole bunch of other people have been nominated for awards, too!

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