POPPORN NOMINATED FOR AVN & XBIZ AWARDS! OTHERS POSSIBLY ALSO NOMINATED!

It’s possible that you haven’t been paying attention or the past week or so.

We say this because, at the time of this writing, we’ve yet to get a single bouquet of flowers, a single congratulatory fruit basket, a single no-strings-attached consensual handjob…it’s almost like no one out there even CARES that we’re once again basking in our nomination for the retail site of the year! It’s an honor that we’ve enjoyed many, many times. Sure, we’ve never actually WON, but we all know that you don’t have to actually WIN to be the best. Think about it – how many oscars has Robert DeNiro won? None, right? Yet he’s widely regarded as a legend.

So, y’know, the heck with it. We look forward to the awards presentation in January, knowing that whoever takes home the award totally wishes that they were us.

Also, from what we’ve been told, a whole bunch of other people have been nominated for awards, too!

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TWO-TIME AVN DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR ONCE AGAIN CHOOSES QUALITY!

As our sweat shorts can attest, quality may not be our thing but that doesn’t mean we don’t recognize it when we see it.

In a quality profile piece published earlier today on AVN.com, two-time AVN Director of the Year Greg Lansky, a representative of quality, appeared in a subtle little Versace number that reminded us how stubbornly fluid heterosexuality can be.

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AVN TO HOST HOUSE PARTY (BUT IT’S ACTUALLY AN OFFICE PARTY) TOMORROW, JUNE 13!

Attention members of the adult entertainment community!

If you’ve ever wanted to hang out with porn industry “professionals” or adult media moguls but would rather drink stagnant pond water than host any of them at your own home, this news could be of interest.

On June 13th AVN will host a “House Party” at their offices located in Chatsworth, CA. Rather than send folks to a beautiful, hard-to-find Hollywood hills mansion or a hip restaurant, they’ve kindly opened up their office cubicle farm for what will surely be the house party/office event of the summer.

They report ample, free parking will be available!

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