LANA RHOADS + ADRIANA CHECHIK = BIG TIME BEEFIN’!

UPDATE: The Lana Rhoades tweet seen later in this story is actually from the day BEFORE the incident, a fact we were hipped to by Adriana Chechik via twitter. While we would NEVER attempt to be actual journalists or present any manner of integrity in our writing, we figured we ought to clear the air and correct ourselves. We’re dummies. It’s kinda our thing. Sorry!

Word on the street is that Lana Rhoades and Adriana Chechik beefed BIG TIME during this weekend’s night moves awards! We weren’t there, and we don’t really believe in asking “sources” so we really don’t have any goddamn idea what sparked the incident, but suffice it to say, it sounds like SHIT WAS FUCKED UP. And as a result, Ms. Rhoades has been dropped from LA Models! Whuh-oh!

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IT’S OFFICIAL! ADRIANA CHECHIK’S ‘PUSS’ SPITS BEST!

Well, it’s official. Porn super-slut Adriana Chechik is a “squirt-queen.” At least, that’s what porn auteur Toni Ribas says and no one, I mean, NO one fucks with “Rib-Eye” Ribas.

While we proudly identify as ‘haters’ we really can’t disagree with his recognition of Ms. Chechik’s abilities. Even the most basic internet image search result reveals voluminous examples of her pussy vomiting talents. It’s gross, actually.

We love her, but it’s gross.

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LOOK UPON THE GLORIOUS ALL-GIRL BEAVE-FIESTA CONTAINED WITHIN ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!’

I tell ya what, thank God the porn industry is a shattered, sinking hull of broken dreams. Otherwise, I doubt we’d ever be able to grab an exclusive glimpse at what will surely be one of the largest fuck flicks of the year.

We mentioned a few back that the legendary Tori Black was returning to porn. Welp, go ahead and whip those boners into a frenzy folks because ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!‘ comes out next week and we’ve got a scoop!

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FROM THE VAULT! SPOCK BUCKTON INTERVIEWS ADRIANA CHECHIK!

A very long time ago…like waaaay back in 2013 we interviewed a young lady named Adriana Chechik. She was new to the porn industry but was quickly building a name for herself with an over-the-top personality and willingness to perform outrageous hardcore sex scenes.

Fast forward 4 long years and Adriana is considered one of the top performers working today.

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