As scat-porn fans and a certain ethnic group will tell you, anything can happen in Germany. For example, who knew a threesome could lead to injury? Well, in Bad Breising that”anything” can and did happen.
The Mirror (a true bastion of independent reporting) posted an article the other day about a ‘threesome from hell’ that resulted in one woman falling ten-feet from a balcony and another tumbling down a flight of stairs. “Ms. Balcony” suffered broken bones in her feet and legs from the fall but was able to successfully orgasm mid-dip.
The second woman (“Ms. Bippin’ & Boppin”), concerned for her friends safety and successful orgasm hustled down a flight of steps only to slip and break bones in her arm and neck.
Angela White, owner of the world’s sickest tits, is droppin’ a new flick on your sorry asses and – whaddaya know – it’s chock full of assfuckin’!
Yup, Angela Loves Anal is on it’s way, and it’s gonna redefine the way you think about gorgeous women getting porked in the bunghole! We’re talking double penetrations, two dicks in the asshole and even double stuffed cunts! We’ve been big fans of pretty much everything Angela’s done since AGW Entertainment launched, but this one’s totally gonna outdo anything we’ve seen before.
But don’t take our word for it, just watch the trailer, stupid!
We’re gonna go out on a limb and suggest that if you’re here reading our award-winning blog, youjust possibly might enjoy looking at tits every now and then. With that in mind, it seemed like it might be a good idea to let you know about a new POPPORN EXCLUSIVE that we put together with the help of our good friend, legendary pornographer B.Skow!
We’re proud to present Big Boob Sex, a 2-disc examination of juggs getting fucked out BIG TIME! You’re gonna fuckin’ love it, doods!
Tons of photos from this big whammin’ celebration of titties after the jump!
A very long time ago…like waaaay back in 2013 we interviewed a young lady named Adriana Chechik. She was new to the porn industry but was quickly building a name for herself with an over-the-top personality and willingness to perform outrageous hardcore sex scenes.
Fast forward 4 long years and Adriana is considered one of the top performers working today.
We’re willing to admit that we’ve got a slightly unhealthy obsession with Lana Rhoades. But also, she’s stunning as fuck and we really enjoy watching her perform sex acts, so who gives two shits?
Anyway, our friends at HardX were kind enough to pass on this sneak peek of Lana’s very first Gangbang, and we thought you may just possibly like to take a look! And if you don’t…well then, you must be some kinda big-time dipshit or somethin!
Brad Armstrong, best known for his raging Canadian boner and socially-aware erotica, is back with a brand new, totally “woke” movie that’s aimed squarely at whoever chooses the AVN winners (which we’re pretty sure is this guy).
Set in the not-too-distant future, Takers tackles the political hot potato of healthcare, a topic we’d say is “wicked” relevant this week (get it? Wicked?), by imagining a world where rising costs have made black market surgical procedures the norm and patients are forced to do all kinds of crazy shit (mostly blowing dudes and stuff) to secure the care they need.
Like the lazy, misanthropic, orange beast of legend (Garfield, not Trump), we here at POPPORN do NOT appreciate Mondays. We’re still deeply rooted in our sweet-ass weekend vibes, partially still drunk and frankly, just plain against the idea of returning to the workweek.
But this is life, and we all gotta go back to work sometime. So if we can’t summon the power to cancel all Monday workdays, we can at least improve them slightly, by compiling GIFs of 2017’s breakout superstar Lana Rhoades doing awesome shit with her stunning body and chucking them back at you, the chronically-horny public.
Sometimes we just read the internet. You know, instead of whacking off to it. If you haven’t tried it we encourage you to take a minute or two and try reading something. You may discover an interesting fact just like we did today!
As you might assume from the writing on this blog, we here at POPPORN are very short on confidence. As balding, tubby men who are uglier than Ernest Borgnine we’re essentially on the verge of suicide at all times. In fact, the only thing we have going for us (the one thing that keeps us from the brink of collapse) are our beautiful penises. Seriously, ask anyone. Our dicks are impressive.