• Born 1977
  • Cub Scout for a few months in 1984.
  • All-Star Soccer player 1986-1992
  • Lost virginity to hog shaped woman in 1993. Nice person despite hog shape.
  • 1993 Saw Nirvana – IT FUKKEN RULED
  • 1994-2007 NO RECORDS except tried to suck a man off in 2002, but it was totally just to impress a girl.
  • 2007 Co-founded POPPORN
  • 4 Time Loser of Best Non-Sex Performer AVN Award because of not playing Bill Cosby and/or not being named James Barfalot. Totally rigged.
  • 2009-2013 Co-wrote and directed such classics of hardcore comedy fuck movies such as POPPORN: THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK, DELINQUENTS, PINK LIPS, MAN VS. PUSSY and a bunch of dumb parodies they made us make or else they said they’d kill BUCKTON’S CAT
  • 2012 MADE OUT WITH BELLADONNA!
  • 2014 – 2016 NO RECORDS
  • 2017 After three years of no contact, BUCKTON resurfaced at a Donald Trump rally in Boseman, Montana wearing nothing but a condom with blood on it. Authorities returned him to the Philadelphia offices of POPPORN where he hasn’t left, although he did buy a suit.
  • By all accounts, BUCKTON is doing quite well these days and he looks forward to re-acquainting himself with the world of FUCK MOVIES despite the fact that he no longer has fingerprints.