MEAT BALL is an oddly-shaped man in his late 30’s, hailing from Philadelphia PA. Little is known about him, but those close to him say that while he’s known to seem boorish and slovenly at first glance, he will, without fail, worm his way into the hearts and possibly pants of anyone who comes near.

A recent visit with a psychic implied that MEAT BALL has roughly 13 years left to live (not confirmed by doctors), and as such, he has given up any hope of virtue or heroism in life, and has instead opted to spend his remaining days writing jokes about vaginas.

MEAT BALL’s favorite film is Hoosiers.