This is a picture of Tori Black

LOOK UPON THE GLORIOUS ALL-GIRL BEAVE-FIESTA CONTAINED WITHIN ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!’

I tell ya what, thank God the porn industry is a shattered, sinking hull of broken dreams. Otherwise, I doubt we’d ever be able to grab an exclusive glimpse at what will surely be one of the largest fuck flicks of the year.

We mentioned a few back that the legendary Tori Black was returning to porn. Welp, go ahead and whip those boners into a frenzy folks because ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!‘ comes out next week and we’ve got a scoop!

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Angela Loves Anal

WHEN ANGELA WHITE ASSFUCKS – YOU PAY ATTENTION!

Angela White, owner of the world’s sickest tits, is droppin’ a new flick on your sorry asses and – whaddaya know – it’s chock full of assfuckin’!

Yup, Angela Loves Anal is on it’s way, and it’s gonna redefine the way you think about gorgeous women getting porked in the bunghole! We’re talking double penetrations, two dicks in the asshole and even double stuffed cunts! We’ve been big fans of pretty much everything Angela’s done since AGW Entertainment launched, but this one’s totally gonna outdo anything we’ve seen before.

But don’t take our word for it, just watch the trailer, stupid!

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This is a picture of Adriana Chechik

FROM THE VAULT! SPOCK BUCKTON INTERVIEWS ADRIANA CHECHIK!

A very long time ago…like waaaay back in 2013 we interviewed a young lady named Adriana Chechik. She was new to the porn industry but was quickly building a name for herself with an over-the-top personality and willingness to perform outrageous hardcore sex scenes.

Fast forward 4 long years and Adriana is considered one of the top performers working today.

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Lana Rhoades in HardX's GANGBANG ME 4

SURE, WE’LL WATCH LANA RHOADES GET GANGBANGED!

We’re willing to admit that we’ve got a slightly unhealthy obsession with Lana Rhoades. But also, she’s stunning as fuck and we really enjoy watching her perform sex acts, so who gives two shits?

Anyway, our friends at HardX were kind enough to pass on this sneak peek of Lana’s very first Gangbang, and we thought you may just possibly like to take a look! And if you don’t…well then, you must be some kinda big-time dipshit or somethin!

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TAKERS

NEW WICKED FEATURE TO SETTLE HEALTHCARE DEBATE ONCE AND FOR ALL!

GUYS, 2017’s AVN AWARD WINNER IS COMING!

Brad Armstrong, best known for his raging Canadian boner and socially-aware erotica, is back with a brand new, totally “woke” movie that’s aimed squarely at whoever chooses the AVN winners (which we’re pretty sure is this guy).

Set in the not-too-distant future, Takers tackles the political hot potato of healthcare, a topic we’d say is “wicked” relevant this week (get it? Wicked?), by imagining a world where rising costs have made black market surgical procedures the norm and patients are forced to do all kinds of crazy shit (mostly blowing dudes and stuff) to secure the care they need.
Asa Akira in TAKERS

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WHO GOT THE BETTER TUNES? CARTER CRUISE VS. RODNEY MOORE

“Hey stupid! Turn of that Skrillex or whatever the fuck you’re listening to, because porn stars are making tunes for you! 

Sure, you’re used to having pornographers assault your eyes – what with all the cunts and dicks and jit and spit and gapes and whatnot – but did you know that they can also assault your ears?! It’s true! Today we’ll take a look at two much-beloved porn personalities, both of whom are established musicians in their own right. They’ll get one tune each to prove themselves and the onus will be on you – the supergenius whose life choices somehow led them here to POPPORN (nice going, IDIOT) – to cast judgment and decide…WHO GOT THE BETTER TUNES?!

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