It’s entirely possible that you’ve never deigned to imagine what goes on in the average workday of a man like Spock BUCKTON. Which is kinda sad, because you’re missing out on one of nature’s greatest miracles.
We’ve long considered the fact that a human (?) like BUCKTON is even living, let alone functioning and, heck, maybe even thriving in the current work climate to be nothing short of a miracle. The man doesn’t understand basic technology like light switches and somehow manages to pull down over 120k per year. It’s truly stunning.
If you do, then this sneak preview from GIRLFUCK 2, our upcoming exclusive release from Digital Sin, just might be of interest to you. Why? Well, basically because it’s got very few visible hands in it, as the aforementioned body parts spend most of their time deep inside another girl’s vagina!
It’s a little-known sex act called “fisting“, and it happens in several of the scenes in this already-legendary new movie!
Those of you who are “in the know” may recall the good old days when POPPORN used to produce weekly videos starring topless women. We’d review a recent pornographic film, have some laughs, eat some chicken fingers, blaze up some nugs, break some bones and then go home, spend week recovering and start it all over again. Well, happy days are here again, idiots!
GUYS, we’ve got an EXCLUSIVE porn movie streaming on our site right now, and you should go watch it, because porn movies make you have orgasms (aka jitbombs) and orgasms feel really good! You like feeling good don’t you?!
Anyway, Digital Sin’s Young & Curious 4 is exclusively available for VOD over at our site, and we gotta tell you. This movie’s pretty fucking good for making dudes cum. Or even for making girls cum, I suppose. You should go watch it right now.
Don’t believe us? Watch this exclusive clip below and see how fast you cum. We’re willing to bet that you’re soaking in your own cum within 15 seconds. PROVE US WRONG, DIPS!
Adult film superstarfucker Brett Rossi recently found herself feature dancing in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And since we’re a mere 300 miles away from there, we thought this was about as good an opportunity as we’d get to sit the fan-favorite starlet down for five enthralling questions with our recently exhumed host, Spock BUCKTON. So we grabbed our gear, hopped in the car and…uh…decided that 300 miles was WAAAAAYYYYY too far to travel to shoot one fuckin’ interview.
So we asked some craigslist randos to accost Brett at a local Pittsburgh tavern and read our questions to her and then send the responses to us, via the internet. The results were PRETTY GOOFED!
But really, why are we wasting time writing about this when you could just be watching the video? Reading is STUPID!
Hey chubs! You enjoy chowin’ down on food? Well, it turns out that you’re not alone!
With the assistance of some dood named N.A. Poe, POPPORN has recently learned that many porn stars occasionally eat food! In fact, Poe’s taken this whole “people eating food” thing and turned it into a whole web phenomenon, vis-a-vis his new video series entitled, ahem, Eat Me Out.
I tell ya what, thank God the porn industry is a shattered, sinking hull of broken dreams. Otherwise, I doubt we’d ever be able to grab an exclusive glimpse at what will surely be one of the largest fuck flicks of the year.