PHOTOS FROM DIGITAL SIN’S NEW MOVIE MAKE FUCKING YOUR SISTER LOOK APPEALING! WEIRD! (GALLERY)

If you haven’t checked out the current pornographic trends over the past few years, you may be surprised to find out that the idea of screwing people in your family is among the most popular trends out there at the moment! Which is weird, because in real life, we’re pretty sure that most “family-style” relationships result in lots of emotional trauma, years of depression or worse! Fun fact!

But, y’know, what with porn being an all-encompassing “fantasy world” where the normal rules don’t apply and all that jazz…

Please enjoy this exclusive photo gallery from Digital Sin’s upcoming film, I Want My Sister 3!


 

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THE AUTOBLOW JUST GOT A LOT “BETTER”

Brian Sloan, creator of the crowdfunded suckjob automaton known as the Autoblow, is back for more. And it ain’t just suckjobs this time!

In an effort to further the dream of coitus without connections, Mr. Sloan has returned to the public sphere with a brand new sex monstrosity called the “3fap”. Like the autoblow, it’s basically a series of beads that gently (or, actually, pretty vigorously) massage your cock until you jit inside of it, and then have to clean it out (which is an extra thrill for jizz enthusiasts, because it REALLY gets in there)! What makes the 3fap different is the fact that rather than being adorned with only a weird looking pair of small-enough-that-they-seem-really-creepy lips, this one’s got THREE unique sex holes for you to pork your load into!

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SO, IS THIS A DOUBLE PENETRATION MOVIE OR NOT?

Whoa, Mr. Jordan. Calm down, jeez!

We count ourselves among the highest caliber of double-penetration enthusiasts. Seeing dicks go in both holes is a zesty and enthralling exercise that we’re happy to witness whenever fate allows it. We like doublefucking a whole lot. Which is the only reason we here at POPPORN feel qualified to pass judgement on the recent blockbuster epic DP Masters 4.

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CAN YOU MASTURBATE TO THIS?

A simple question: Are you still able to whack off to a simple photograph?

In this ever-changing digital age of instant gratification, unchecked gapery and mind-blowing fist videos, we here at POPPORN are forced to wonder: who among you still has the mental fortitude to look at a simple sexually-themed photograph and use it to coax your jit out of your wang? Have you still got it in you to whack off to a simple photograph?

We sure do, and here’s one we like a lot!

WHO GOT THE BETTER TUNES? CARTER CRUISE VS. RODNEY MOORE

“Hey stupid! Turn of that Skrillex or whatever the fuck you’re listening to, because porn stars are making tunes for you! 

Sure, you’re used to having pornographers assault your eyes – what with all the cunts and dicks and jit and spit and gapes and whatnot – but did you know that they can also assault your ears?! It’s true! Today we’ll take a look at two much-beloved porn personalities, both of whom are established musicians in their own right. They’ll get one tune each to prove themselves and the onus will be on you – the supergenius whose life choices somehow led them here to POPPORN (nice going, IDIOT) – to cast judgment and decide…WHO GOT THE BETTER TUNES?!

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