POPPORN #478 COVER

OUR NEW CATALOG IS COMING SOON AND THE COVER IS SO BONKERS GOOD THAT WE’RE ALREADY CUMMING JUST BY LOOKING AT IT!

Did you know that in addition to be a Pulitzer-Prize Winning Blog, we also sell DVDs and sex toys and all kindsa great stuff like that?

It’s true! And not to tweeze our own big-time wangs, but we tend to offer better deals than pretty much anyone else in the world in the mega-sized, horribly pornographic catalogs we produce several time each year. It’s 56 pages long, full color and completely fucking packed with tons of hardcore, uncensored imagery. You can totally whack off to it, even before your DVD order arrives!


Why are we telling you all this? Well, frankly, it’s just because our art department just delivered the front cover for the upcoming catalog and it looks so bonkers good that we’re about ready to start blowing jit out of our eyeballs just by thinking of it.

Click through to see the full cover!

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Lubed Ass - WHY NOT?!

BUTTFUCKING IS COOL AND ALL BUT THIS MARKETING CAMPAIGN MAKES NO SENSE!

Someone might need to sit down with Wicked Sensual Care’s head of marketing and have a little talk.

WICKED JELLE ANAL LUBE

It’s like we don’t like anal sex, and it’s not like we don’t like lube, and it’s certainly not like we have any problem with anything black (although our editor-in-chief does listen to a lot of Alex Jones and one of our writers has the same haircut as Richard Spencer), but guys…

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IN SHOCKING NEWS, REMOVING YOUR CONDOM MID-COITUS MAY PUT YOU IN LEGAL JEOPARDY!!

This post serves as a public service announcement to the male members of our audience.

Gentlemen, while some of you may believe it’s your God-given right to be total and unadulterated douche-bags, none of you should believe that it’s acceptable behavior to take your condom off while having sex with someone without that person’s consent.

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