Guys, it’s Monday and our heads are still hurting from last Friday (we had a staff outing where we drank a lot of grappa and watched The Killing of a Sacred Deer and then group masturbated), so we’re not gonna waste time or energy trying to write too many words today. Instead, how about a whole bunch of GIFs of gorgeous girls playing with their pussyholes?
Really, if you can’t dig on moving pictures of girls masturbating, you got fuckin’ ISSUES.
Take cover, Vixen! Your days as the classiest-looking studio in porn appear ot be numbered, because Baeb’s second release is here and it appears to be making our dicks puke out cum even more than their first release!
Festival Teens is coming your way November 20th and man oh MAN it looks like the sort of thing we like to cum to! We don’t really have any idea as of yet if there’s a theme that runs through the movie, but we’re gonna go ahead and assume that it involves four standalone-yet-related stories that focus on the trials and tribulations of four young women attempting to gain access into various music festivals. If we had to guess offhand, we’d say the festivals in question are the original Lollapalooza, Coachella 2004, Woodstock ’99 and The Moscow Music Peace Festival.
Hey doofuses! We’re running a big-time video-on-demand salestravaganza thing over at POPPORN proper, and we thought you may be into it! For the entire month, any Marc Dorcel movie is 30 fucking percent off, which is a big-time motherfuckin’ deal for those of you who like saving money while you cum! Also, a lot of these movies involve mothers getting fucked, so the term “motherfucking” is really accurate here!
If you’re not familiar with Dorcel’s brand of French fucketry, mayhaps these bunch of fuckin’ GIFs will whet your appetite?
A lot of people think it’s easy to be as wise and revered as we here at POPPORN are, but they’d be wrong. Sitting in judgment of all of God’s creations can be a tricky business, but someone has to do it, and if not us, who? Neil fucking Gorsuch? That guy can’t judge his way out of a dickhole competition!
(Wait, don’t leave yet! There’s pussy photos later in the article!)
In case you weren’t fuckin’ aware, we just motherfuckin’ unleashed our new exclusive porno movie from Digital Sin, entitled GIRLFUCK 2. It’s a big old heaping mess of pussies getting mashed together and whatnot, and it’s expected to shatter all sales records into a pile of cum-gunked shards of fuck!
Sic transit gloria mundi is a Latin phrase that means “Thus passes the glory of the world.” In other words, all things are fleeting. And these days, what’s more fleeting than a porn star career?
It’s probably unrealistic for any performer to expect a “career” in porn. If anything, working in front of the camera is just that, work. A job that ends pretty quickly. Most performers make an immediate splash in the industry only to evaporate like so many tears within a couple of months or, at most, years.
GUYS, we’ve got an EXCLUSIVE porn movie streaming on our site right now, and you should go watch it, because porn movies make you have orgasms (aka jitbombs) and orgasms feel really good! You like feeling good don’t you?!
Anyway, Digital Sin’s Young & Curious 4 is exclusively available for VOD over at our site, and we gotta tell you. This movie’s pretty fucking good for making dudes cum. Or even for making girls cum, I suppose. You should go watch it right now.
Don’t believe us? Watch this exclusive clip below and see how fast you cum. We’re willing to bet that you’re soaking in your own cum within 15 seconds. PROVE US WRONG, DIPS!
Elena Koshka’s twitter seems to be constantly blowing up with a shit-ton of great lookin’ pictures of…well, Elena Koshka. And the sheer magnitude of screw photos we’re seeing from her – not to mention the fact that she seems like someone who is, like, REALLY good at screwing – is making it hard to get any kind of real work done here in the POPPORN offices.
So it seems like the only logical choice is to dig in and pretty much spend the whole day watching Elena have sex with people.
With that in mind, here’s a whole bunch of images of Elena banging it out BIG TIME. Click on any photo to see the movie it’s from, stupid! Lots more after the jump!
While we proudly identify as ‘haters’ we really can’t disagree with his recognition of Ms. Chechik’s abilities. Even the most basic internet image search result reveals voluminous examples of her pussy vomiting talents. It’s gross, actually.