POPPORN JUDGES PURE PASSION’S LUST UNLEASHED 11 JUST BY LOOKING AT SOME FUCKIN’ PHOTOS!

A lot of people think it’s easy to be as wise and revered as we here at POPPORN are, but they’d be wrong. Sitting in judgment of all of God’s creations can be a tricky business, but someone has to do it, and if not us, who? Neil fucking Gorsuch? That guy can’t judge his way out of a dickhole competition!

(Wait, don’t leave yet! There’s pussy photos later in the article!)

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BAEB’S FIRST RELEASE IS HERE AND IT’S SO HOT THAT YOUR COCK JUST DIED, SORRY!

Guys, holy fuck.

It’s difficult to even put a string of words together at the moment, because we were just sent a promo packet of photos from All Natural, the debut release from new studio Baeb.

Guys, these photos are kinda painfully hot. Like, hot enough that it’s hard to focus on anything else. Not our work, not our families, not the impending threat of nuclear war. Nothing.

Christ, just LOOK at this.

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This is a picture of Leah Gotti

IN MEMORIAM – LEAH GOTTI

Sic transit gloria mundi is a Latin phrase that means “Thus passes the glory of the world.” In other words, all things are fleeting. And these days, what’s more fleeting than a porn star career?

It’s probably unrealistic for any performer to expect a “career” in porn. If anything, working in front of the camera is just that, work. A job that ends pretty quickly. Most performers make an immediate splash in the industry only to evaporate like so many tears within a couple of months or, at most, years.

Case in point – Leah Gotti.

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DIGITAL SIN’S ‘YOUNG & CURIOUS 4’ IS A POPPORN VOD EXCLUSIVE! WATCH IT NOW UNLESS YOU HATE CUMMING!

GUYS, we’ve got an EXCLUSIVE porn movie streaming on our site right now, and you should go watch it, because porn movies make you have orgasms (aka jitbombs) and orgasms feel really good! You like feeling good don’t you?!

Anyway, Digital Sin’s Young & Curious 4 is exclusively available for VOD over at our site, and we gotta tell you. This movie’s pretty fucking good for making dudes cum. Or even for making girls cum, I suppose. You should go watch it right now.

Don’t believe us? Watch this exclusive clip below and see how fast you cum. We’re willing to bet that you’re soaking in your own cum within 15 seconds. PROVE US WRONG, DIPS!

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Elena Koshka in HIPSTERS #2

JEEZ, ELENA KOSHKA IS REALLY GOOD AT HAVING SEX!

Elena Koshka’s twitter seems to be constantly blowing up with a shit-ton of great lookin’ pictures of…well, Elena Koshka. And the sheer magnitude of screw photos we’re seeing from her – not to mention the fact that she seems like someone who is, like, REALLY good at screwing – is making it hard to get any kind of real work done here in the POPPORN offices.

So it seems like the only logical choice is to dig in and pretty much spend the whole day watching Elena have sex with people.

With that in mind, here’s a whole bunch of images of Elena banging it out BIG TIME. Click on any photo to see the movie it’s from, stupid!
Hipsters 2
Lots more after the jump!

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This is a picture of Adriana Chechik peeing

IT’S OFFICIAL! ADRIANA CHECHIK’S ‘PUSS’ SPITS BEST!

Well, it’s official. Porn super-slut Adriana Chechik is a “squirt-queen.” At least, that’s what porn auteur Toni Ribas says and no one, I mean, NO one fucks with “Rib-Eye” Ribas.

While we proudly identify as ‘haters’ we really can’t disagree with his recognition of Ms. Chechik’s abilities. Even the most basic internet image search result reveals voluminous examples of her pussy vomiting talents. It’s gross, actually.

We love her, but it’s gross.

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Abella Danger in Psychotic Behavior

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON IN JOHN STAGLIANO’S NEW MOVIE?

Evil Angel recently released John Stagliano’s latest opus, Psychotic Behavior, and though we only made it through the first scene so far, it seems safe to say that this movie was definitely, absolutely funded by the Domino Sugar corporation (or an equally large player in the sugar industry). While a large portion of the opening scene does involve the raucous buttfucking that we would consider to be the hallmark of Mr. Stagliano’s work, he seems to have gone out of his way to include, like, twenty minutes or so of marshmallow and refined sugar based content.

An odd choice in the current pornographic climate, but Stagliano is nothing, if not a raconteur, as we all know.

Anyway, judge for yourself. It’s pretty much not possible that the refined sugar lobby wasn’t at least partially involved in this movie, right?

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POPPORN HAS NO CATHOLICS ON STAFF, SO WE’RE NOT AT ALL CONFLICTED ABOUT CUMMING TO ‘CONFESSIONS OF A SINFUL NUN’!

Sweetheart Video has a new movie called Confessions of a Sinful Nun that many would consider to be somewhat deviant and sacreligious, but Brian Bangs makes all POPPORN staffers sign a bunch of affidavits and shit where we have to legally renounce all religions before we’re allowed to collect any paychecks. Granted, we haven’t yet gotten paid for doing any “work” here, but if the day ever comes that we make a dollar or a cent in this business, we certainly don’t want any stupid “faith” to get in the way of cashing those bucks, right?

Anyway, the point is, with this being a religion-free zone, we’re freed from certain constraints placed on lots of people in “normal” society. Specifically, we can whack off to movies about sexy nuns like Sweetheart Video’s new Christian pussy bonanza and not feel even the slightest bit bad about it. After all, it’s not like heaven exists, and if it did we most likely wouldn’t be allowed in.

If you’re like us, you just MIGHT enjoy whacking off to all these pictures from the movie!

Confessions of a Sinful Nun
Lots more after the jump!

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