The star of MTV’s Teen Mom (which as far as we know does not involve buttfucking) and Vivid’s Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom (which definitely involves buttfucking) is scheduled to star in a live sex chat, during which she will unveil her new and improved, never-before-seen vagina!
That last phrase may seem weird, but it’s true! The reality XXX star has recently undergone vaginal rejuvenation surgery – known in the biz as “cuntplasty” – meaning that her vagina (a female body part commonly referred to as a “twat” or “beave”) is brand new, and probably now made of plastic or something!
Ahhh, the POPPORN vault. What secrets hide inside you? What humor or trashy, barely legal escapes from decency are contained within your cardboard box walls? And, are my M.A.S.K. action figures in there as well? I can’t find them fucking anywhere.