This is a picture of Tori Black

LOOK UPON THE GLORIOUS ALL-GIRL BEAVE-FIESTA CONTAINED WITHIN ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!’

I tell ya what, thank God the porn industry is a shattered, sinking hull of broken dreams. Otherwise, I doubt we’d ever be able to grab an exclusive glimpse at what will surely be one of the largest fuck flicks of the year.

We mentioned a few back that the legendary Tori Black was returning to porn. Welp, go ahead and whip those boners into a frenzy folks because ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!‘ comes out next week and we’ve got a scoop!

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HOLY ZOOB, CHECK OUT SIRI'S JUGGS!

A TWITTER USER INSPIRED US TO CHECK OUT THESE THINGS CALLED “TITS” AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS!

While stumbling through the internet in search of leftist propaganda and pictures of cunts, we happened upon this twitter account early today:

Naturally, we were perplexed and wanted to know more. Who was “fred0ra” and why is he so enamored with tits, or what laymen refer to as “titties”? Naturally, we felt the need to dig further, and thus began a four-hour inquiry into the sickest juggs in existence, the results of which we’re pleased to present here for your enjoyment (and so you can jit)

So, obviously, lots of GIF of tits after the jump!

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Lana Rhoades in STACKED 5

IT’S A LANA RHOADES GIF PARTY!

Like the lazy, misanthropic, orange beast of legend (Garfield, not Trump), we here at POPPORN do NOT appreciate Mondays. We’re still deeply rooted in our sweet-ass weekend vibes, partially still drunk and frankly, just plain against the idea of returning to the workweek.

But this is life, and we all gotta go back to work sometime. So if we can’t summon the power to cancel all Monday workdays, we can at least improve them slightly, by compiling GIFs of 2017’s breakout superstar Lana Rhoades doing awesome shit with her stunning body and chucking them back at you, the chronically-horny public.

ENJOY!

Lana Rhoades in Young & Beautiful 4

Many more after the jump (including assfuckin’)!

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LITERALLY JUST A BUNCH OF GIFS OF KYLIE PAGE LOOKING AMAZING, BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Really, is an explanation needed? It’s fucking Kylie Page, guys. We just figured grooving on a bunch of animated images of Ms. Page fondling her own tits or sucking a dood’s cock would be a good way to stave off suicide for at least a few hours, right?

Just look at those freaking ZOOBS, doods!

There are MANY, MANY more after the jump…

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PHOTOS FROM DIGITAL SIN’S NEW MOVIE MAKE FUCKING YOUR SISTER LOOK APPEALING! WEIRD! (GALLERY)

If you haven’t checked out the current pornographic trends over the past few years, you may be surprised to find out that the idea of screwing people in your family is among the most popular trends out there at the moment! Which is weird, because in real life, we’re pretty sure that most “family-style” relationships result in lots of emotional trauma, years of depression or worse! Fun fact!

But, y’know, what with porn being an all-encompassing “fantasy world” where the normal rules don’t apply and all that jazz…

Please enjoy this exclusive photo gallery from Digital Sin’s upcoming film, I Want My Sister 3!


 

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LANA RHOADES DETAINED, SENTENCED TO APPEAR IN FACIALIZED VOL. 4

Lana Rhoades is known to many as one of the most promising pornographic starlets of the past year. Having appeared in several industry-leading juggernauts of cinematic jittery, Ms. Rhoades was well on her way to achieving porn superstardom, most likely garnering herself a plethora of awards and likely earning hundreds or even thousands of dollars over the course of the next several weeks and months before mandatory porn industry retirement kicks in around April 2018 or so.

Unfortunately, this bright future recently came to a swift end as Ms. Rhoades found herself detained and “facialized” at the behest of porn ghoul Mason.

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CAN YOU MASTURBATE TO THIS?

A simple question: Are you still able to whack off to a simple photograph?

In this ever-changing digital age of instant gratification, unchecked gapery and mind-blowing fist videos, we here at POPPORN are forced to wonder: who among you still has the mental fortitude to look at a simple sexually-themed photograph and use it to coax your jit out of your wang? Have you still got it in you to whack off to a simple photograph?

We sure do, and here’s one we like a lot!

IT’S SAD AND RIDICULOUS THAT THIS “INDUSTRY” NEVER GOT IT TOGETHER ENOUGH TO MAKE A FUCKING TWIN PEAKS PARODY

 

It’s been a few years since the whole XXX parody craze more or less died down, but in it’s heyday, parodies accounted for some of the finest pieces of work produced by this business in quite some time. Please keep in mind that “finest pieces of work” is a very broad and loose term within in this context, and shouldn’t be equated with any actual real life accomplishments. But still, for a while there, there was some fun fuckin’ stuff that was kind of a joy to watch, at least from time to time. Look at quality pieces of work like Lee Roy Myers’ Lebowski parody or any of those pieces of jizzbait that Axel Braun churned out over the years.

So, with that in mind, what the fuck kind of idiots couldn’t get it together to make themselves a fucking Twin Peaks porn parody? It’s one of the ONLY shows in TV history with an almost entirely fuckable cast!

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CAN YOU MASTURBATE TO THIS?

A simple question: Are you still able to whack off to a simple photograph?

In this ever-changing digital age of instant gratification, unchecked gapery and mind-blowing fist videos, we here at POPPORN are forced to wonder: who among you still has the mental fortitude to look at a simple sexually-themed photograph and use it to coax your jit out of your wang? Have you still got it in you to whack off to a simple photograph?

We sure do, and here’s one we like a lot!

CAN YOU MASTURBATE TO THIS?

A simple question: Are you still able to whack off to a simple photograph?

In this ever-changing digital age of instant gratification, unchecked gapery and mind-blowing fist videos, we here at POPPORN are forced to wonder: who among you still has the mental fortitude to look at a simple sexually-themed photograph and use it to coax your jit out of your wang? Have you still got it in you to whack off to a simple photograph?

We sure do, and here’s one we like a lot!