This is a picture of hot soup!

HOLY SHIT THIS SOUP IS HOT!

Look, I don’t got a lota dough so I don’t buy my lunch often. But when I do, I’m usually looking for a delicious, steaming bowl of soup. The dictionary defines “soup” as a liquid dish, typically made by boiling meat, fish, or vegetable, etc., in stock or water but I just define it as liquid gold.

Today, I picked out a scrumptious white bean chili but GODDAMN THAT SOUP WAS HOT!

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This is a picture of Sasha Bradshaw fisting her butt

EVERYONE WAKES UP JUST A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY!

I don’t use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Somehow, after many years of being “alive” and following a rather consistent schedule my body wakes around the same time every morning. I’m also a morning person, so, I find the morning a generally pleasant time of day. A time of relaxation. I’m glad I no longer need an alarm clock because there is something unnatural about being jarred from sleep by a ringing bell or incessant electronic tone. But, hey, that’s just me!

Other people wake up by fisting their own asshole!

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WAIT A SECOND! POPPORN ISN’T A RESEARCHED AND FACTUAL SOURCE FOR EXCELLENT JOUNALISM IN THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT FIELD? THE FUCK?

Welcome back.

No, no, stop that. We don’t mean you. We are welcoming ourselves back to the horror that is adult entertainment blogging.

You are welcome!

Now, to begin, we just want to reiterate that our blog is barely a blip on the radar of human existence and that writing a blog is barely evidence of having talents beyond those required to mash potatoes. However, if you’re going to get upset about something a blog writes on it’s grimy walls of disgust, at least have the common sense to review the source prior to getting your dick bent in half over what gets written on these pages.

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