Ante and Blaga Horvat, who married shortly after the end of World War II, will celebrate their 70th wedding anniversary this year. When asked how they keep the heat in their stubbornly persistent relationship Ante, a decorated Russian war hero responded, “Mildly erotic adult films from Adam & Eve can, in some instances, provide enough stimulation to cause any, as-yet, non-congealed blood in my body to slowly ooze into my little kroshka.” Blaga quietly added, “I like milk and crackers.”
Brad Armstrong, best known for his raging Canadian boner and socially-aware erotica, is back with a brand new, totally “woke” movie that’s aimed squarely at whoever chooses the AVN winners (which we’re pretty sure is this guy).
Set in the not-too-distant future, Takers tackles the political hot potato of healthcare, a topic we’d say is “wicked” relevant this week (get it? Wicked?), by imagining a world where rising costs have made black market surgical procedures the norm and patients are forced to do all kinds of crazy shit (mostly blowing dudes and stuff) to secure the care they need.
As evidenced by the photo that accompanies this article, CamasutraVR (a self funded startup that is seeking to create the next level of adult entertainment) reluctantly admitted today that it really didn’t have any idea what it was doing.
Internal CamasutraVR documents obtained by POPPORN show that after spending a couple days researching the technology, staff at CamasutraVR have only managed to attach hundreds of cameras to a hastily assembled structure made of PVC piping.
It was announced yesterday that porn super star Alexis Fawx signed an exclusive, one-year girl/girl contract with Mile High Media. Under the agreement, Fawx will only perform girl/girl scenes (those are scenes which feature two girls (not women) having sex with each other) for Mile High’s imprint labels including Sweetheart Video, Girlsway and Lesbian X.
“I’m so thankful to Mile High and [vice president] Jon Blitt for this exciting and amazing opportunity to be under exclusive contract for all of my girl/girl scenes with Sweetheart Video, Girlsway and Lesbian X over the next year,” Fawx said which is kind of exactly what I said in the previous paragraph.
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