Given the state of the world these days it should come as no surprise that a Michigan couple has been charged with keeping a 29-year-old woman imprisoned in a vacant shed. To make things worse, they were forcing the woman (who has mental and physical disabilities) to perform sex acts for money.
Yet again, humanity was reminded by none other than humanity itself that people are awful.
In Illinois, Gay adult studio Flava Works filed suit against one Marc Juris for $1.2 million dollars. They claim that Mr. Juvis (as a paying member of one of their porn membership sites) illegally downloaded Flava Works content and illegally shared that content via torrent sites for financial gain. Awful! But hold on a second…
In an effort to further the dream of coitus without connections, Mr. Sloan has returned to the public sphere with a brand new sex monstrosity called the “3fap”. Like the autoblow, it’s basically a series of beads that gently (or, actually, pretty vigorously) massage your cock until you jit inside of it, and then have to clean it out (which is an extra thrill for jizz enthusiasts, because it REALLY gets in there)! What makes the 3fap different is the fact that rather than being adorned with only a weird looking pair of small-enough-that-they-seem-really-creepy lips, this one’s got THREE unique sex holes for you to pork your load into!
We’re going to post this here because it’s sort of like watching DE-evolution in real time.