So, uh, how’s your Friday?
It’s not bad here at the POPPORN offices. But really, if we’re being honest, we’re doing our best not to think too hard about work today. Or to think about anything at all, really. We’re just saving our mental and physical energy for Sunday night, when television’s finest series of all time wraps up after the most rewarding 18 weeks of broadcast cinema we’ve ever encountered.
Yes, Twin Peaks: The Return, the absolutely phenomenal TV event of a lifetime, is coming to an end. We’re mourning it quite a bit, and debating the pros and cons of each method of suicide, one of which our entire staff will most certainly employ on Monday morning.
In a nutshell, please don’t expect much from us in the meantime. We’ve got bigger fish to fry. Just accept this WONDERFUL gif of a dude taking time out of his busy assfucking routine to remove a rogue hair as a small token of our commitment to you. Culled from the recently released (and impeccably titled) Private release Big Natural Tits.