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ADULT STUDIO ALLEGEDLY EXTORTS PERSON STEALING FROM THEM! UM. HUH?

Yet again, humanity was reminded by none other than humanity itself that people are awful.

In Illinois, Gay adult studio Flava Works filed suit against one Marc Juris for $1.2 million dollars. They claim that Mr. Juvis (as a paying member of one of their porn membership sites) illegally downloaded Flava Works content and illegally shared that content via torrent sites for financial gain. Awful! But hold on a second…

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POPPORN HAS NO CATHOLICS ON STAFF, SO WE’RE NOT AT ALL CONFLICTED ABOUT CUMMING TO ‘CONFESSIONS OF A SINFUL NUN’!

Sweetheart Video has a new movie called Confessions of a Sinful Nun that many would consider to be somewhat deviant and sacreligious, but Brian Bangs makes all POPPORN staffers sign a bunch of affidavits and shit where we have to legally renounce all religions before we’re allowed to collect any paychecks. Granted, we haven’t yet gotten paid for doing any “work” here, but if the day ever comes that we make a dollar or a cent in this business, we certainly don’t want any stupid “faith” to get in the way of cashing those bucks, right?

Anyway, the point is, with this being a religion-free zone, we’re freed from certain constraints placed on lots of people in “normal” society. Specifically, we can whack off to movies about sexy nuns like Sweetheart Video’s new Christian pussy bonanza and not feel even the slightest bit bad about it. After all, it’s not like heaven exists, and if it did we most likely wouldn’t be allowed in.

If you’re like us, you just MIGHT enjoy whacking off to all these pictures from the movie!

Confessions of a Sinful Nun
Lots more after the jump!

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LOOK UPON THE GLORIOUS ALL-GIRL BEAVE-FIESTA CONTAINED WITHIN ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!’

I tell ya what, thank God the porn industry is a shattered, sinking hull of broken dreams. Otherwise, I doubt we’d ever be able to grab an exclusive glimpse at what will surely be one of the largest fuck flicks of the year.

We mentioned a few back that the legendary Tori Black was returning to porn. Welp, go ahead and whip those boners into a frenzy folks because ‘TORI BLACK IS BACK!‘ comes out next week and we’ve got a scoop!

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POPPORN #478 COVER

OUR NEW CATALOG IS COMING SOON AND THE COVER IS SO BONKERS GOOD THAT WE’RE ALREADY CUMMING JUST BY LOOKING AT IT!

Did you know that in addition to be a Pulitzer-Prize Winning Blog, we also sell DVDs and sex toys and all kindsa great stuff like that?

It’s true! And not to tweeze our own big-time wangs, but we tend to offer better deals than pretty much anyone else in the world in the mega-sized, horribly pornographic catalogs we produce several time each year. It’s 56 pages long, full color and completely fucking packed with tons of hardcore, uncensored imagery. You can totally whack off to it, even before your DVD order arrives!


Why are we telling you all this? Well, frankly, it’s just because our art department just delivered the front cover for the upcoming catalog and it looks so bonkers good that we’re about ready to start blowing jit out of our eyeballs just by thinking of it.

Click through to see the full cover!

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OLDER, NEARLY DEAD COUPLE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO NEW “PORN” TITLE FROM ADAM & EVE!

An older, nearly dead couple told family and friends today that they are really looking forward to the new “porn” movie ‘Bad Babes, Inc.’ from Adam & Eve.

Ante and Blaga Horvat, who married shortly after the end of World War II, will celebrate their 70th wedding anniversary this year. When asked how they keep the heat in their stubbornly persistent relationship Ante, a decorated Russian war hero responded, “Mildly erotic adult films from Adam & Eve can, in some instances, provide enough stimulation to cause any, as-yet, non-congealed blood in my body to slowly ooze into my little kroshka.” Blaga quietly added, “I like milk and crackers.”

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Lubed Ass - WHY NOT?!

BUTTFUCKING IS COOL AND ALL BUT THIS MARKETING CAMPAIGN MAKES NO SENSE!

Someone might need to sit down with Wicked Sensual Care’s head of marketing and have a little talk.

WICKED JELLE ANAL LUBE

It’s like we don’t like anal sex, and it’s not like we don’t like lube, and it’s certainly not like we have any problem with anything black (although our editor-in-chief does listen to a lot of Alex Jones and one of our writers has the same haircut as Richard Spencer), but guys…

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HOLY ZOOB, CHECK OUT SIRI'S JUGGS!

A TWITTER USER INSPIRED US TO CHECK OUT THESE THINGS CALLED “TITS” AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS!

While stumbling through the internet in search of leftist propaganda and pictures of cunts, we happened upon this twitter account early today:

Naturally, we were perplexed and wanted to know more. Who was “fred0ra” and why is he so enamored with tits, or what laymen refer to as “titties”? Naturally, we felt the need to dig further, and thus began a four-hour inquiry into the sickest juggs in existence, the results of which we’re pleased to present here for your enjoyment (and so you can jit)

So, obviously, lots of GIF of tits after the jump!

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TWO-TIME AVN DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR ONCE AGAIN CHOOSES QUALITY!

As our sweat shorts can attest, quality may not be our thing but that doesn’t mean we don’t recognize it when we see it.

In a quality profile piece published earlier today on AVN.com, two-time AVN Director of the Year Greg Lansky, a representative of quality, appeared in a subtle little Versace number that reminded us how stubbornly fluid heterosexuality can be.

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