Take cover, Vixen! Your days as the classiest-looking studio in porn appear ot be numbered, because Baeb’s second release is here and it appears to be making our dicks puke out cum even more than their first release!
Festival Teens is coming your way November 20th and man oh MAN it looks like the sort of thing we like to cum to! We don’t really have any idea as of yet if there’s a theme that runs through the movie, but we’re gonna go ahead and assume that it involves four standalone-yet-related stories that focus on the trials and tribulations of four young women attempting to gain access into various music festivals. If we had to guess offhand, we’d say the festivals in question are the original Lollapalooza, Coachella 2004, Woodstock ’99 and The Moscow Music Peace Festival.
Hey everybody, guess what?! POPPORN is hitting the road and heading out to Exxxotica NJ, the East Coast’s biggest and best celebration of wangs and cunts mashing together! It’s gonna be awesome!
While we’re there, we’ll be shooting all kinds of interviews with big-time pornographers – just LOOK at everyone who’s gonna be there! And if BUCKTON has his way, we’ll also be interviewing all kinds of former (and sometimes dead) porn stars! Oh boy, it’s gonna be something!
We’re not usually prone to tooting our own horns (unless we feel like it, which we always do), but man, we kinda knocked it outta the park with this one. The latest POPPORN catalog has just gone through the rigorous design process (in which we personally masturbate to each page to ensure it’s awesome enough for you) and is currently at the printer, preparing to mail into the homes of a billion or so porn-sucking Americans like you!
Hey doofuses! We’re running a big-time video-on-demand salestravaganza thing over at POPPORN proper, and we thought you may be into it! For the entire month, any Marc Dorcel movie is 30 fucking percent off, which is a big-time motherfuckin’ deal for those of you who like saving money while you cum! Also, a lot of these movies involve mothers getting fucked, so the term “motherfucking” is really accurate here!
If you’re not familiar with Dorcel’s brand of French fucketry, mayhaps these bunch of fuckin’ GIFs will whet your appetite?