GUYS, OUR NEW CATALOG IS HERE AND NOW YOUR PENIS IS GOING TO EXPLODE! WHOOPS!

OMFG, LOOK AT THIS COVER!

We’re not usually prone to tooting our own horns (unless we feel like it, which we always do), but man, we kinda knocked it outta the park with this one. The latest POPPORN catalog has just gone through the rigorous design process (in which we personally masturbate to each page to ensure it’s awesome enough for you) and is currently at the printer, preparing to mail into the homes of a billion or so porn-sucking Americans like you!

And MAN, the cover is fucking bonkers:

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