The world erupted in applause today when AVN reported that fan-favorite all-girl studio Girlfriends Films had reached one hundred thousand followers on twitter, making it the most socially successful all-girl porn studio in history. Fans from across all walks of life put aside their differences in order to band together in celebration of the award winning studio, with the good vibes summed up best by non-verified twitter user Sifiso:
Others took the opportunity to use this social media “moment” as a platform to address the more pressing issues of the day, like whether or not porn performer Reagan Foxxx is going to ever be too old to be found attractive by internet randos:
And, in an ironic turn, one guy named JT found himself so excited about the news that his eyeballs literally exploded, leaving him without the sight often used to appreciate the content produced my Girlfriends. Which is a shame, of course, but readers will be happy to know that he still plans to follow Girlfriends Films on twitter:
We here at POPPORN are very happy to offer our congratulations to Girlfriends on their continued success, as well as the myriad of bomb-ass flicks they continue to produce. We particularly can’t wait for the record-breaking 145th volume of their ever-popular Women Seeking Women series, due out in the next few weeks.
POPPORN currently boasts a mere 31,000 twitter followers. Which might not be great, but isn’t bad for a couple of hateful porn creeps from Philadelphia.