Christ almighty, Marc Dorcel. You guys were so close!

We just saw a handful of photos from Dorcel’s upcoming flick, Cara & Lucy: Escorts Deluxe, and while we’re big fans of the movie itself (it’s got some real good bangin’ in it), and big fans of the studio in general, we’ve got to take a little bit of umbrage with the choice to put the one dude in this weird leather pig-mask thing.

Like, guys, seriously. What the fuck? No one wants to whack off to this. Come on. What kind of deviants do you think we are? Even if we’re into weird leather masks in real life (and we are, especially this one), we don’t want to see other dudes wearing it, jeez!

More evidence of wrongdoing:

Just for contrast, look at how much more appealing this photo would be with a handsome face like Spock BUCKTON instead of the mask:

We’re just saying. You kinda screwed the pooch with this one. And we expected better from the studio who brought us My Sister is a Whore, My Wife is a Whore, My Cousin is a Whore and My Daughter-in-Law is a Whore.

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