I don’t use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Somehow, after many years of being “alive” and following a rather consistent schedule my body wakes around the same time every morning. I’m also a morning person, so, I find the morning a generally pleasant time of day. A time of relaxation. I’m glad I no longer need an alarm clock because there is something unnatural about being jarred from sleep by a ringing bell or incessant electronic tone. But, hey, that’s just me!
Other people wake up by fisting their own asshole!
Sasha Bradshaw, an Argentinian porn star, apparently wakes up some mornings by inserting her hand into her rectum, photographing it and posting it on the internet via her twitter. She’s pretty into it.
Anywhoo, we’re pretty into it as well.