OLDER, NEARLY DEAD COUPLE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO NEW "PORN" TITLE FROM ADAM & EVE!

An older, nearly dead couple told family and friends today that they are really looking forward to the new “porn” movie ‘Bad Babes, Inc.’ from Adam & Eve.

Ante and Blaga Horvat, who married shortly after the end of World War II, will celebrate their 70th wedding anniversary this year. When asked how they keep the heat in their stubbornly persistent relationship Ante, a decorated Russian war hero responded, “Mildly erotic adult films from Adam & Eve can, in some instances, provide enough stimulation to cause any, as-yet, non-congealed blood in my body to slowly ooze into my little kroshka.” Blaga quietly added, “I like milk and crackers.”

The long-term lover-birds went on to explain that hardcore porn, that is porn that actually features erotic situations and sexually charged action, tends to give them reflux. Thus, Adam & Eve and their tender love-making films have been their go-to adult content for some time.

Everyone at POPPORN would like to wish the Horvat’s a very happy 70th anniversary!

‘Bad Babes, Inc.’ will be gently released September 6.

Buy Adam & Eve DVDs @ POPPORN.com!

 

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