BUTTFUCKING IS COOL AND ALL BUT THIS MARKETING CAMPAIGN MAKES NO SENSE!

Someone might need to sit down with Wicked Sensual Care’s head of marketing and have a little talk.

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It’s like we don’t like anal sex, and it’s not like we don’t like lube, and it’s certainly not like we have any problem with anything black (although our editor-in-chief does listen to a lot of Alex Jones and one of our writers has the same haircut as Richard Spencer), but guys…when you’re having a brainstorming session (or “sesh”, as we call them in the business) and someone stands up and says to the group something along the lines of:

“So, uh, yeah, I was thinking that y’know how Orange is the New Black is really popular right now or whatever – I mean, at least is was last year or two years ago or something – and our lube is made for anal sex and stuff, what if our tag line was something like ‘Anal is the New Black’ or something like that? Get it? It’s funny because instead of saying orange it says ANAL and that means fuckin’ in the ass, y’know?”…

…well, it might be time to fire that guy and re-work the whole thing. Because WHAT THE HELL IS ANAL IS THE NEW BLACK supposed to mean?

That said, we’ll give them a pass because their lube is actually really great, as is assfucking! So whatever, here’s a GIF of a jiggling butt with a diamond inside of it!

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