5 PORNSTARS YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO (BUT IF YOU DON’T, WE PROBABLY WILL ANYWAY)!

As you have probably guessed by now, we work in the porn industry. I mean, the blog has the word “porn” in the title, so it should be pretty obvious. But we figure if you’re checking in with us on a daily basis, you might have just a few problems with the way your brain works, so maybe it’s not all that obvious.

Anyway, the point is, we see a lot of porn movies on a pretty regular basis. And while we’re pretty happy to see any old DVD that involves someone messing with someone else’s junk, there are certain up and coming stars that just kind of demand our attention. These are the ladies that make us perk up and say “hot fuck” when we see them appearing in a new flick.

So we figure you should be paying attention to them to, because we know what’s good for you!

Anyway…

 

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5 QUESTIONS WITH BRETT ROSSI FROM 300 MILES AWAY!

Adult film superstarfucker Brett Rossi recently found herself feature dancing in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And since we’re a mere 300 miles away from there, we thought this was about as good an opportunity as we’d get to sit the fan-favorite starlet down for five enthralling questions with our recently exhumed host, Spock BUCKTON. So we grabbed our gear, hopped in the car and…uh…decided that 300 miles was WAAAAAYYYYY too far to travel to shoot one fuckin’ interview.

So we asked some craigslist randos to accost Brett at a local Pittsburgh tavern and read our questions to her and then send the responses to us, via the internet. The results were PRETTY GOOFED!

But really, why are we wasting time writing about this when you could just be watching the video? Reading is STUPID!

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GIRLFRIENDS FILMS REACHES 100K TWITTER FOLLOWERS, MAN’S EYES BURST IN RESPONSE!

The world erupted in applause today when AVN reported that fan-favorite all-girl studio Girlfriends Films had reached one hundred thousand followers on twitter, making it the most socially successful all-girl porn studio in history. Fans from across all walks of life put aside their differences in order to band together in celebration of the award winning studio, with the good vibes summed up best by non-verified twitter user Sifiso:


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ALL IT TAKES IS ONE WEIRD MASK TO RUIN A PORN SCENE.

Christ almighty, Marc Dorcel. You guys were so close!

We just saw a handful of photos from Dorcel’s upcoming flick, Cara & Lucy: Escorts Deluxe, and while we’re big fans of the movie itself (it’s got some real good bangin’ in it), and big fans of the studio in general, we’ve got to take a little bit of umbrage with the choice to put the one dude in this weird leather pig-mask thing.

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HEY, YOU LIKE EATING STUFF? SO DOES JOANNA ANGEL!

Hey chubs! You enjoy chowin’ down on food? Well, it turns out that you’re not alone!

With the assistance of some dood named N.A. Poe, POPPORN has recently learned that many porn stars occasionally eat food! In fact, Poe’s taken this whole “people eating food” thing and turned it into a whole web phenomenon, vis-a-vis his new video series entitled, ahem, Eat Me Out.

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EVERYONE WAKES UP JUST A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY!

I don’t use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Somehow, after many years of being “alive” and following a rather consistent schedule my body wakes around the same time every morning. I’m also a morning person, so, I find the morning a generally pleasant time of day. A time of relaxation. I’m glad I no longer need an alarm clock because there is something unnatural about being jarred from sleep by a ringing bell or incessant electronic tone. But, hey, that’s just me!

Other people wake up by fisting their own asshole!

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ADULT STUDIO ALLEGEDLY EXTORTS PERSON STEALING FROM THEM! UM. HUH?

Yet again, humanity was reminded by none other than humanity itself that people are awful.

In Illinois, Gay adult studio Flava Works filed suit against one Marc Juris for $1.2 million dollars. They claim that Mr. Juvis (as a paying member of one of their porn membership sites) illegally downloaded Flava Works content and illegally shared that content via torrent sites for financial gain. Awful! But hold on a second…

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