ENORMOUS PENIS SKEWS BELL CURVE PISSING OFF LEGIONS OF SELF-CONSCIOUS MEN...LIKE US!

Thanks Greg Lansky, thanks a lot!

As you might assume from the writing on this blog, we here at POPPORN are very short on confidence. As balding, tubby men who are uglier than Ernest Borgnine we’re essentially on the verge of suicide at all times. In fact, the only thing we have going for us (the one thing that keeps us from the brink of collapse) are our beautiful penises. Seriously, ask anyone. Our dicks are impressive.

Studies report that the average erect penis length is 5.5 inches. The average POPPORN staff member penis size is 5.8 inches in length making us 5% larger than the average. 5% larger than you, fuckers. We’re huge!

Or, at least we thought so until this asshole came along!

You may need a minute to take in that penis. (ed. note – That’s what she said! Duh.) It’s so large you might notice your eyes actually having to pan and scan to look at the goddamned thing.

Here’s a better look at it.

This man appears in Black & White Vol. 10 from Blacked. This man appears to have a rhinoceros penis. This man is…this man…well this man has single-highhandedly fucked up the penis size bell curve.

Wanna see it in action? Check out the trailer below:

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