XBIZ ASSOCIATE EDITOR OVER-WRITES ARTICLE IN ATTEMPT TO USURP LINGUISTIC DOMINANCE FROM SOME OTHER PERSON WRITING ABOUT PORN!

Yesterday, Xbiz Associate Editor, Alejandro Freixes delivered a feature article so exquisitely written that we’re considering smashing our collective hands in our desk drawers as an act of devotion to his ethereal prose.

Freixes’ subtle and extremely nuanced piece (a profile of Evil Angel Video CFO Adam Grayson) unloaded a volley of expression that we’ve never seen attempted before. Certainly not in an industry heretofore known for its lack of basic education.

We’ve reprinted a paragraph from his article below so you, too, may bask in its glow. You’re welcome:

“Jetting above a marketplace strewn with the fossilized remains of fallen titans, Evil Angel secured its battlefield dominance with a ruthless adherence to business-savvy tactics, scything the chaff from the wheat at every opportunity. Scouting the terrain ahead, Grayson and his cohorts analyzed analytics, deployed data-mined defenses and finessed finances to pivot swiftly, all the while operating from a core company culture of meritocratic excellence. That is why, unlike many of its “hobby loss” peers and shadow-funded contemporaries, Evil Angel has carved out a sovereign kingdom with international reach and healthy coffers.”

“…analyzed analytics…”

“…culture of meritocratic excellence.”

“…carved out a sovereign kingdom…”

Truly, this shit is golden.

While there could never be words to describe the beautifully structured phraseology in Freixes article we were able to find a video that just might:

In the meantime, please be sure to enjoy some porno from Evil Angel Video. As the subject of Freixes article eloquently says, “…everything we do here is about a guy jerking off into a tissue.”

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