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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN STUDIO ADMITS IT HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT’S DOING!

As evidenced by the photo that accompanies this article, CamasutraVR (a self funded startup that is seeking to create the next level of adult entertainment) reluctantly admitted today that it really didn’t have any idea what it was doing.

Internal CamasutraVR documents obtained by POPPORN show that after spending a couple days researching the technology, staff at CamasutraVR have only managed to attach hundreds of cameras to a hastily assembled structure made of PVC piping.

When we caught up to head of production, Ronnie R. he said, “Honestly, we haven’t been able to capture a single bit of video. But we do feel we’re getting closer and closer to making “something”. We’ll see, ya know?”

Owner Charlie DuBloom said of his predicament, “Hey, it’s not a total loss. We’re a “virtual clusterfuck” so that’s something.”

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