Whoa, Mr. Jordan. Calm down, jeez!

We count ourselves among the highest caliber of double-penetration enthusiasts. Seeing dicks go in both holes is a zesty and enthralling exercise that we’re happy to witness whenever fate allows it. We like doublefucking a whole lot. Which is the only reason we here at POPPORN feel qualified to pass judgement on the recent blockbuster epic DP Masters 4.

Mind you, we’ve got no issues with the content. Abella Danger, Megan Rain and company fuck like the superstars they are, taking – how does one say it – seemingly unending and feverishly massive blows to the vagina and rectum. It’s a joy to behold. But guys, it’s this cover. It just goes TOO FAR.

Guys, you reference double penetration eight times on the front cover. EIGHT TIMES. Frankly, it’s overkill. After reading the phrase DP that many times in such short order, the very idea of seeing two dicks go into anything is just too much to bear.

Not trying to tell you how to do your job, but perhaps something simpler would serve you better? Something like this:

 

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