If you follow the ever-fleeting careers of today’s top porn performers, you’ve no doubt taken notice of one Lena Paul. She’s starred in a handful of sweet-ass adult films (not the least of which is the petroleum-based tour de force “Tits & Oil 2” from New Sensations), and, well – we REALLY like watching her have sex with people. We’re major fans of this young lady, even though she posted a picture that WE TOTALLY TOOK OF HER on her instagram page without even tagging us. DAFUQ, LENA?
Anyway, you can imagine our excitement when we saw the cover of The Art of Anal Sex 5, a new DVD release helmed by none other than Greg Lansky, the lord of all media (and recently-crowned king of elegance). It features Lena Paul taking it up the anal for what we’re pretty sure is the first time, and it’s really fun to watch! Especially while whacking off and stuff!
So, yeah, Lena Paul is assfucking now. And it’s glorious. So we’re gonna post a bunch of pictures from it that you can masturbate with until you get your copy of the DVD!
Also, here’s a video of Lena playing the guitar without no clothes on! Enjoy, idiots!
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