If you haven’t checked out the current pornographic trends over the past few years, you may be surprised to find out that the idea of screwing people in your family is among the most popular trends out there at the moment! Which is weird, because in real life, we’re pretty sure that most “family-style” relationships result in lots of emotional trauma, years of depression or worse! Fun fact!
But, y’know, what with porn being an all-encompassing “fantasy world” where the normal rules don’t apply and all that jazz…
Please enjoy this exclusive photo gallery from Digital Sin’s upcoming film, I Want My Sister 3!
Yesterday, Xbiz Associate Editor, Alejandro Freixes delivered a feature articleso exquisitely written that we’re considering smashing our collective hands in our desk drawers as an act of devotion to his ethereal prose.
Brian Sloan, creator of the crowdfunded suckjob automaton known as the Autoblow, is back for more. And it ain’t just suckjobs this time!
In an effort to further the dream of coitus without connections, Mr. Sloan has returned to the public sphere with a brand new sex monstrosity called the “3fap”. Like the autoblow, it’s basically a series of beads that gently (or, actually, pretty vigorously) massage your cock until you jit inside of it, and then have to clean it out (which is an extra thrill for jizz enthusiasts, because it REALLY gets in there)! What makes the 3fap different is the fact that rather than being adorned with only a weird looking pair of small-enough-that-they-seem-really-creepy lips, this one’s got THREE unique sex holes for you to pork your load into!
Hey guys! Tori Black‘s apparently coming back to porn! And it doesn’t sound like this return is just a solo scene like last time she “returned to porn” for some piece of shit parody by a bunch of idiots who thought they were funny!
Well look, if you like food then you have got to check out adult porn star Valentina Nappi’s instagram account. Shit be FULL O’ FOOD! Bread, pizza, scallops, eggs and some other shit we don’t recognize but we know is food. And sure, occasionally there’s a pic of Valentina in a bikini or something, but for the most part its stuffed with food!
As evidenced by the photo that accompanies this article, CamasutraVR (a self funded startup that is seeking to create the next level of adult entertainment) reluctantly admitted today that it really didn’t have any idea what it was doing.
Internal CamasutraVR documents obtained by POPPORN show that after spending a couple days researching the technology, staff at CamasutraVR have only managed to attach hundreds of cameras to a hastily assembled structure made of PVC piping.
Lana Rhoades is known to many as one of the most promising pornographic starlets of the past year. Having appeared in several industry-leading juggernauts of cinematic jittery, Ms. Rhoades was well on her way to achieving porn superstardom, most likely garnering herself a plethora of awards and likely earning hundreds or even thousands of dollars over the course of the next several weeks and months before mandatory porn industry retirement kicks in around April 2018 or so.
Unfortunately, this bright future recently came to a swift end as Ms. Rhoades found herself detained and “facialized” at the behest of porn ghoul Mason.
These days, that’s a difficult question to answer. Rampant piracy has gutted performers’ per scene rates, stardom is elusive, and the social stigma is forever. And yet, everyday new performers jump in front of the camera to gush and spew for a faceless audience.