PHOTOS FROM DIGITAL SIN’S NEW MOVIE MAKE FUCKING YOUR SISTER LOOK APPEALING! WEIRD! (GALLERY)

If you haven’t checked out the current pornographic trends over the past few years, you may be surprised to find out that the idea of screwing people in your family is among the most popular trends out there at the moment! Which is weird, because in real life, we’re pretty sure that most “family-style” relationships result in lots of emotional trauma, years of depression or worse! Fun fact!

But, y’know, what with porn being an all-encompassing “fantasy world” where the normal rules don’t apply and all that jazz…

Please enjoy this exclusive photo gallery from Digital Sin’s upcoming film, I Want My Sister 3!


 

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XBIZ ASSOCIATE EDITOR OVER-WRITES ARTICLE IN ATTEMPT TO USURP LINGUISTIC DOMINANCE FROM SOME OTHER PERSON WRITING ABOUT PORN!

Yesterday, Xbiz Associate Editor, Alejandro Freixes delivered a feature article so exquisitely written that we’re considering smashing our collective hands in our desk drawers as an act of devotion to his ethereal prose.

Freixes’ subtle and extremely nuanced piece (a profile of Evil Angel Video CFO Adam Grayson) unloaded a volley of expression that we’ve never seen attempted before. Certainly not in an industry heretofore known for its lack of basic education.

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THE AUTOBLOW JUST GOT A LOT “BETTER”

Brian Sloan, creator of the crowdfunded suckjob automaton known as the Autoblow, is back for more. And it ain’t just suckjobs this time!

In an effort to further the dream of coitus without connections, Mr. Sloan has returned to the public sphere with a brand new sex monstrosity called the “3fap”. Like the autoblow, it’s basically a series of beads that gently (or, actually, pretty vigorously) massage your cock until you jit inside of it, and then have to clean it out (which is an extra thrill for jizz enthusiasts, because it REALLY gets in there)! What makes the 3fap different is the fact that rather than being adorned with only a weird looking pair of small-enough-that-they-seem-really-creepy lips, this one’s got THREE unique sex holes for you to pork your load into!

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Valentina Nappi Love Sex and Food

YO! YOU LIKE FOOD?

Of course you like food. You’re American.

Well look, if you like food then you have got to check out adult porn star Valentina Nappi’s instagram account. Shit be FULL O’ FOOD! Bread, pizza, scallops, eggs and some other shit we don’t recognize but we know is food. And sure, occasionally there’s a pic of Valentina in a bikini or something, but for the most part its stuffed with food!

Valentina Nappi Instagram Account

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Virtual Reality Porn

VIRTUAL REALITY PORN STUDIO ADMITS IT HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT’S DOING!

As evidenced by the photo that accompanies this article, CamasutraVR (a self funded startup that is seeking to create the next level of adult entertainment) reluctantly admitted today that it really didn’t have any idea what it was doing.

Internal CamasutraVR documents obtained by POPPORN show that after spending a couple days researching the technology, staff at CamasutraVR have only managed to attach hundreds of cameras to a hastily assembled structure made of PVC piping.

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LANA RHOADES DETAINED, SENTENCED TO APPEAR IN FACIALIZED VOL. 4

Lana Rhoades is known to many as one of the most promising pornographic starlets of the past year. Having appeared in several industry-leading juggernauts of cinematic jittery, Ms. Rhoades was well on her way to achieving porn superstardom, most likely garnering herself a plethora of awards and likely earning hundreds or even thousands of dollars over the course of the next several weeks and months before mandatory porn industry retirement kicks in around April 2018 or so.

Unfortunately, this bright future recently came to a swift end as Ms. Rhoades found herself detained and “facialized” at the behest of porn ghoul Mason.

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